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By rmg (Wed Jul 05, 2006 at 04:58:09 PM EST) ubuntu, lunix, cats, meow, mouse wheels, hardware detection, pizza delivery boys (all tags)
man, i remember when ubuntuforums were a hot bed of useful information. you'd ask a question, you'd get an answer, and it'd be a good one, by god. and if it wasn't, you'd tell 'em so and you'd get a better one.

now you wait a few hours, you don't get anything useful, and you don't even get your god damn money back. they're worse than pizza delivery boys.



what's my status? i'll tell you my god damn status. there're motherfuckin' cats in this motherfuckin' flat!
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try editing your xorg.conf file by theantix (4.00 / 1) #1 Wed Jul 05, 2006 at 05:11:25 PM EST
make sure you see something like the following in the mouse section.
    Option "Protocol"     "imps2"
    Option "ZAxisMapping" "4 5"
    Option "Buttons"      "5"

That should take care of it -- let me know if you have any further problems.
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don't frightne the poor child by dev trash (4.00 / 1) #5 Wed Jul 05, 2006 at 08:18:17 PM EST
Wait til he has to deal with Modular X.

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You have to by yicky yacky (4.00 / 1) #2 Wed Jul 05, 2006 at 06:00:13 PM EST

type 'sudo' for the rest of your life.


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Once you learn to type by ObviousTroll (4.00 / 2) #3 Wed Jul 05, 2006 at 06:14:21 PM EST
"sudo bash" you'll find yourself wondering what, exactly, does sudo prevent?


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You want "sudo -s" (nt) by ucblockhead (2.00 / 0) #4 Wed Jul 05, 2006 at 06:27:44 PM EST

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s/ubuntuforums/The Internet/g by MohammedNiyalSayeed (2.00 / 0) #6 Thu Jul 06, 2006 at 12:05:39 AM EST

Prior Art, Circa 1993.


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